Thursday, August 27, 2009

When Muffins have BIRTHDAYS Sheatards come a knockin'!


Dear Katie Horning,


You are my life energy. You are the chicken to my ‘a la king’. You are a wonderful, lovely, beautiful person. If I didn’t have you I would want to leave this planet immediately. I rejoice in the happiness that is your life. I’m glad that Smaz loves you as much as I do. I want to bake things for you regularly. I hope that someday we can live in the same state again. Until then, I will carry you in my heart. You are the wind beneath my wings. I miss wincing the night away with you. Clarity. Black out. Bladders and duck farts. Rice is nice. SING IT! Run away with me? I would definitely consider being a surrogate mother for you and Smaz if you ever need one and if Smaz would let me. I’m glad you also get weirded out by nasty meat. I want to defrost perogis with you in the bathroom sink every night. I’d also give anything to see you walk out of Goodfellas with a giant stack of pizza every night. I miss everything about you but more importantly I LOVE everything about you. Please have the best birthday ever. I am begging you. 


Love for eons,


Sheatard

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  1. KTSeptember 16, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    dearest muffin lover,
    i just stumbled upon your blogspot.com and cannot express the amount of joy that poured from my soul when i came across this opening blog. the words i love you don't cover it but they'll have to do for now until i can correctly translate my spanish pretenses (!te amo mas mas mucho mi mejor amiga novia!) anyway, i don't mean to get all gushy on this bitch, but you're my favorite human and you are the milk to my anything, you are the goodfellas to my washington red apple-stained tank top, you're the o betty's to my (our) andrew bird fake palindrome screaming. i think we freak people out with our love and the fact that it's bigger than the sound, and most of all i miss you terribly and largely. you will be my girlfriend no matter what and i am your lady fo lyfe. thank you for existing.
    love for eternity,
    girlfriend
    (i had to cut this short so i didn't blog more than you did, but i could've gone on for days...come live in pittsburgh.)

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